Kawasumi

【卢唐】Revelation（英文小段子）

Happy birthday Remus!

依然是以前写的英文小段子。对话为主。

时间：HP5的某次凤凰社会议前。

地点：凤凰社总部。

人物：莱姆斯，唐克斯。

背景：唐克斯刚刚加入凤凰社，还不知道莱姆斯的狼人身份。

'Remus, the meeting will begin in…… What the hell……'

Tonks stopped dead. Inside the library stood Remus, another Tonks and a werewolf. Being a qualified Auror, she immediately realized that there were just Remus and a boggart. There was no doubt that the boggart-werewolf was trying to kill the boggart-Tonks. But why was this scene that Remus feared most? And why was Remus unable to get rid of the boggart? He just stood there with his wand in his pocket, not even trying to do something. 

Now, the boggat-Tonks was bleeding heavily under the paws of the dark creature. It's definitely not a pleasant scene. The real Tonks decided to put an end to this as soon as possible, so she stepped towards the boggart and waved her wand.

After the boggart had disappeared, she turned around, only to find Remus with a very pale and shocked face. He used to be a qualified DADA teacher, so it was quite strange that he was not capable of dealing with a boggart.

'Er, Remus, it's just a boggart.'

'I, I know. Thanks.' He smiled stiffly.

'Then why are you still so terrified? Well, as you can see, I'm unharmed and there's no werewolf in this house.'

'There is.'

'Sorry?'

Apparently, Remus had blurted out before he could stop himself. 

'Please forget all about it. Let's go to the meeting.' He said pleadingly.

'Hey! You can't leave this room without explanation! I am the one that boggart has turned into, so I deserve to know the reason.' Tonks said angrily.

'Well, I suppose you are right.' He said tiredly, still avoiding her eyes. 'Tonks, I'm sorry I haven't told you yet, but it's really hard for me to confess that I'm a werewolf.'

'You what?'

'I am a werewolf. I'm always afraid of attacking you when the wolf comes out, so I'm not surprised the boggart showed that.'

'Wait a minute. Last weekend, you and Sirius asked me to leave the house so you two could do some cleaning. Was that day a full moon?'

'Yes.'

'So Sirius knows?'

'Of course he knows. We shared a room in Hogwats, remember? He wasn't silly.'

'And you have been to Hogwats, which means Albus knows, too?'

'You are clever. In fact, everyone in the Order knows.'

'Everyone except me! Why don't you just tell me? Don't you trust me?'

'I'm sorry, Tonks. You are such a good girl and I really enjoy your company. I just want to delay the day that you won't come anywhere near me.'

'What...Why will I do that?'

'It's alright, Tonks. I know what Aurors think of werewolves, and I heard your remark on Greyback in the Order meeting the other day. So you don't have to pretend. But please believe me: I'm nothing like Greyback because I have never bitten anyone.'

'I'm sorry about those words. Greyback surely disgusted me, but you are different, Remus. The werewolves I met at work were terrible, but that doesn't mean I will hate you or something.'

'You sure?'

'Of course. Oh, damn it! Remus, you are so thick! Can't you see? I have fallen in love with you!'

在结尾解释一下我为什么会用英文写…

不是因为擅长英文，只是因为当时在练考研英语，学得烦躁的时候就写点同人放飞一下⁄(⁄ ⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ ⁄)⁄然后现在想再翻成中文，又觉得很难表达出当时试图传达的、凝结在英文里面的那种意味…

所以如果有什么语法错误或者用词不恰当的地方，请务必指出(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))