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【犬狼友情向】After the Full Moon（英文小段子）

Happy birthday Remus!

今天太忙，只好拿以前写的英文小段子改一改发上来啦。又短又无聊，还全是对话。勉强算是生贺吧~

（同类小段子还有一篇，因为CP不同就分开发啦）

时间：犬狼刚刚毕业，某个满月过后的清晨。

地点：某片人迹罕至的森林里。

人物：莱姆斯，小天狼星。

 

When Remus opened his eyes, it was still dark. 

‘Sirius, you there?’

‘Yeah. What's up? Are you hurt?’

‘No, I'm all right, thanks to the dog.’

‘My honour.’

‘I'm just wondering what it will be like if you get married.’

‘Nothing will change, mate.’

‘Really?’

‘Moony, you idiot! Do you really think I will leave you alone?’

‘Well, not really. But then, you have to marry a very kind women, or she will be mad at me…’

‘Thanks for your advice. Because if she can't understand it, I will need a divorce. My marriage won't last any longer than a month.’

‘That's not funny, Padfoot. I don't mean to get in the way of your marriage.’

‘Relax. I'm kidding...Hey, what about getting married with an Animagus? You will have more friends to play with under the full moon!’

‘Sirius…’

‘What?’

‘I appreciate your kindness, but you are mad.’

‘Why? Don't you think it's a brilliant idea?’

‘No, because you don't have many choices. Do you prefer Professor McGonagall?’

‘…You are right. I was mad.’